No, no, no gentlemen, CHI is a line of haircare products. Seriously, there was a clicky ad for it on this site somewhere, can't find the ad to link it now. So I clicked on the ad expecting something far different than what I found; over priced haircare products, a.k.a crack for your hair. So the debate is over, CHI is crack for your hair.

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