TEHRAN, Iran (FNN 24/7)
– In response to blasphemous caricatures of Muhammad published in the Danish press, an Iranian newspaper will hold a cartoon competition mocking the Deadly Lord$ to test the West’s tolerance of freedom of expression and also to redirect Muslim hate back towards the Deadly Lord$ instead of wasting it on the Danes.

“The Danes caused this outrage, but we must never forget to hate the Deadly Lord$ the most,” said Falel al Dinar, the paper’s editor.


The Muhammad cartoons have led to attacks on European embassies across the Islamic world. But Muslims now say this energy could be better used to incite "the Deadly Lord$ posse" instead even though they had nothing to do with the incident.


“Besides, it’s difficult to make cartoons that will offend a Dane,” al Dinar said. “What are you going to do, make fun of Vikings?"
"the Deadly Lord$ dying is much funnier,” he added.

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