| A way around the iron body defense:
- Iron body's only good if it's practiced regularly. Every day, find a way to stop the iron body person from practicing. Take him to the movies and feed him lots of ice cream. Soon he will be blubber body.
- When first training iron body, the practitioner is typically warned away from having sex for 100 days because he is building his chi. Take him to strip clubs and/or "meat market" bars weekly.
- Secretly replace his dit da jow training ointment with Taster's Choice. Let's watch what happens!
Good luck. Defeating the iron body skill takes patience and strategy, but with a little help from Ben & Jerry's you will be victorious! (in 6-12 months. Success not guaranteed. Not valid in Alaska, Hawaii, or Puerto Rico.)
__________________ "Pain can be a great teacher of compassion and humility."~ Unkotare-san "Whatever the case, it proves that countless disasters can be prevented by simply assuming everyone you're working with is a moron." ~ Adam Brown, 5 Tiny Mistakes... |