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Old June 19th, 2006, 10:27 PM
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A way around the iron body defense:

- Iron body's only good if it's practiced regularly. Every day, find a way to stop the iron body person from practicing. Take him to the movies and feed him lots of ice cream. Soon he will be blubber body.

- When first training iron body, the practitioner is typically warned away from having sex for 100 days because he is building his chi. Take him to strip clubs and/or "meat market" bars weekly.

- Secretly replace his dit da jow training ointment with Taster's Choice. Let's watch what happens!

Good luck. Defeating the iron body skill takes patience and strategy, but with a little help from Ben & Jerry's you will be victorious! (in 6-12 months. Success not guaranteed. Not valid in Alaska, Hawaii, or Puerto Rico.)
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