Wild Turkey Fu

An important self-defense guide for all MA'ists especially this time of year:

Tips to stop wild turkeys from terrorizing you -The Green Blog - A Boston Globe blog on living Green in Boston

“	The birds, if you’ve seen them on the side of the highway or maybe walking down an urban street, can be three or four feet tall and weigh up to 20 pounds. They can be very aggressive – especially if a person is not.	”

Is there no scourge worse than the urban turkey?

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