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March 7th, 2006, 10:27 AM
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Posted By: aqira
how many years does it take or at what rank do you get to wear the smarty pants? | ” | |
Smarty pants are just the beginning of the journey, my friend.
But in general -- three years.
I have a special Smarty Pants Program to accelerate one past the mundane early learning process. Just fork over all your cash and I'll start processing your order.
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March 7th, 2006, 12:12 PM
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Posted By: Sammygirl
Ha ha ha ... I scoff at your paltry 64 words per minute. That may be enough to get you a clerical job at some cubicle farm, but it won't get you near the Inner Fortress of Sanctimonity at my secret Inteljitsu headquarters!
My own keyboard sensei was a truly enlightened one, reaching a pinnacle I can only aspire to. His warriorship was so intense that 150 wpm was just a warm-up run for him. One day, he decided that he needed to even the odds a little -- just to make it more challenging -- and so he ran a band saw over his fingers, shortening them all by 1.5 inches. Upon doing so, he achieved enlightenment. When I asked him what that was like, my sensei simply raised the stub of his little finger and said "Hinky."
Ponder that koan for awhile. If you can find the answer, I'll give you the first 3 tapes of the course for free! | ” | |
Well, the style I learned is called iron finger, but ninja killed my master before my training was done, so I had to learn rest by my self from burned books of ruined temple the ninja left behind. I was the onlyone to survive the burnt of temple, and now I must learn the inteljutsu to revenge my masters and even if it means my death, I must do it for the sake of my ancestors.
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March 7th, 2006, 12:13 PM
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Rep Power: 64 | | What, what?! A ninja did all this with their paltry skills? I'd seriously question the validity of what you were learning . . . 
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March 7th, 2006, 12:22 PM
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Rep Power: 100 | | | << have a special Smarty Pants Program to accelerate one past the mundane early learning process. Just fork over all your cash and I'll start processing your order.>>
No thanks I think I will just keep going as always without pants... Iv'e gotten this far without them.
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March 10th, 2006, 01:58 PM
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Posted By: Sammygirl
*99% of the time. 1% of guarantee not valid in the following states: AL,AK,HI,MA,FL,GA,MS,MI,TX,NH,VT,ME,NY,CA,OR,WA,SD ,ND,CO,UT,NM,NV, LA,AR,KY,TN,NC,SC,LMNOP, Puerto Rico & Guam. Not responsible for crying jags or fits of depression due to attempting to bust chops or play the dozens with New York, New Jersey, or Southie natives. | ” | |
What about Canada?
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March 10th, 2006, 02:42 PM
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Posted By: Monkey Lifting Water
What about Canada?
~Monkey Lifting Water | ” | |
well ... unfortunately, due to a slight misunderstanding over a response to an article criticizing my unbeatable art, I am currently unable to sell my soon-to-be-phenom video series to Canada, Mexico, the EU, or Venezuela.
And let me take this moment to once again apologize to the people of Venezuela for any unintentional harm done to their psyches by that unfortunate -- um, incident -- last year. | “ | Originally
Posted By: aqira
No thanks I think I will just keep going as always without pants... Iv'e gotten this far without them. | ” | |
ah, so it is you, The Pantsless One. We will meet again. Oh yes.
Once that little thing with Hugo Chavez is cleare up. Yeah.
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March 10th, 2006, 09:32 PM
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Rep Power: 100 | | | <<ah, so it is you, The Pantsless One. We will meet again. Oh yes.>>
I remain pantlessly waiting
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February 9th, 2007, 02:52 AM
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February 9th, 2007, 03:34 AM
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February 9th, 2007, 02:07 PM
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Rep Power: 153 | | | Ah! It is dragon of the void, one of my first mail-order Smarty Pants ninja cadets. He recently passed his video lavender-belt test by ripping apart a loaf of Italian bread with his bare hands. Not just any Italian bread, either -- that super-crusty New York style stuff. Soon he will cross the threshold to the next dimension of Inteljutsu and become one of the Silent But Deadly, Like The Wind.
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February 9th, 2007, 02:10 PM
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Rep Power: 220 | | | Sweeet, How much do I have to pay again to learn from you oh Great Master?
*I also like the shaolin tai jutsu, anything combining shaolin with japanese arts is a McDojo and complete and utter crap, I've never heard anything good about tai jutsu*
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February 9th, 2007, 02:12 PM
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Posted By: Mei Hua 
Sweeet, How much do I have to pay again to learn from you oh Great Master?
*I also like the shaolin tai jutsu, anything combining shaolin with japanese arts is a McDojo and complete and utter crap, I've never heard anything good about tai jutsu* | ” | |
Just give me your bank account number ... grasshopper. I will take ... only what I need. 
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February 9th, 2007, 02:14 PM
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Posted By: Sammygirl
Just give me your bank account number ... grasshopper. I will take ... only what I need. | ” | |
Swweeeeeeeeettttttttt!
Do I have to fill out the standard organ donation form to learn from you?
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February 9th, 2007, 02:30 PM
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August 21st, 2007, 06:42 PM
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