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March 4th, 2006, 08:17 AM
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There's a new blog entry added: Inteljitsu: The Deadliest Art | “ | In a short time I will be introducing a REVOLUTIONARY new video and book series that will TOTALLY BLOW your mind and change your way of thinking ABOUT martial arts, FOREVER!!!
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<span style="COLOR: black"><font size="2"><font face="Verdana">Witness the DEADLY art of Inteljitsu, the purest HYBRID of modern technology with ancient martial ARTS!!! My soon-to-be-famous series will include these BLAZING techniques that will make you the ultimate MASTER: | ” | |
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March 4th, 2006, 10:22 AM
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March 4th, 2006, 12:31 PM
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Rep Power: 153 | | | Truly you are an enlightened one, A. And you will be even more enlightened after you receive your copy of my spectabulous video!
__________________ "Pain can be a great teacher of compassion and humility."~ Unkotare-san
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March 5th, 2006, 04:59 AM
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Rep Power: 5 | | I had great idea for logo to your art, but unfortunately the intel inside logo is no more: http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=28562
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March 6th, 2006, 06:43 AM
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__________________ | “ | Question Authority. Question Society. Question Reality. Question Yourself. Question your conclusions, your judgments, your answers. Question this. If you question everything thoroughly enough, the truth will eventually hit you upside the head and you will know. But here’s a warning: It won’t be what you imagined. It won’t be even close. | ” | |
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March 6th, 2006, 08:10 AM
| | Moderator | | Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Boston Style(s): Wah Lum/Yang Tai Chi Year(s): passing by
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Rep Power: 153 | | | Never fear, wannabe ... the Intel Inside logo has been appropriated by the super-ultra-secret branch of our system, the dreaded Dust Bunny Society. In a short while, you will see a slightly modified version of the old logo cropping up in strange places as our keyboard ninjas serve up justice piping hot in locations to be determined!
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March 6th, 2006, 09:35 AM
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Rep Power: 5 | | | Sammy, you mean something like "Ninja inside" ?
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March 6th, 2006, 02:31 PM
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Rep Power: 153 | | | We initially planned something like that using the term "ninja," but the bujinkan guys got all twitchy.
But never fear, our updated logo will be an awesome thing to behold!
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March 6th, 2006, 04:14 PM
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The advanced challenge (required for black belt) consists of attempting to read through 3 entire "vs." threads on Bullshido. | ” | |  Just what is the mortality rate of your students? Surely you'd have more consideration for their sanity?
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March 6th, 2006, 05:36 PM
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Rep Power: 153 | | | Look, I never said this was gonna be easy. Being a keyboard warrior isn't a hobby, it's a lifestyle! You've gotta be prepared for anything! But if you follow the progressive instructions in my soon-to-be-famous series, you will be able to handle almost anything, I 100% guarantee!*
*99% of the time. 1% of guarantee not valid in the following states: AL,AK,HI,MA,FL,GA,MS,MI,TX,NH,VT,ME,NY,CA,OR,WA,SD ,ND,CO,UT,NM,NV, LA,AR,KY,TN,NC,SC,LMNOP, Puerto Rico & Guam. Not responsible for crying jags or fits of depression due to attempting to bust chops or play the dozens with New York, New Jersey, or Southie natives.
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March 6th, 2006, 06:04 PM
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March 6th, 2006, 06:07 PM
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March 6th, 2006, 06:39 PM
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March 7th, 2006, 02:36 AM
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Rep Power: 5 | | Surely the keyboard warrirors must have strong typing chi to get a sash.
go try your's in: http://typera.tk
I got: Your score: 320 keys per minute ~ 64 words per minute Language/mode: classic-fi Ranking: That was fast - you can still improve, though. Comparison: 38% of registered TyperA users using this language have typed a better result; 62% have a lower or equal result.
So, do I get white belt?
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March 7th, 2006, 10:25 AM
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Rep Power: 153 | | | Ha ha ha ... I scoff at your paltry 64 words per minute. That may be enough to get you a clerical job at some cubicle farm, but it won't get you near the Inner Fortress of Sanctimonity at my secret Inteljitsu headquarters!
My own keyboard sensei was a truly enlightened one, reaching a pinnacle I can only aspire to. His warriorship was so intense that 150 wpm was just a warm-up run for him. One day, he decided that he needed to even the odds a little -- just to make it more challenging -- and so he ran a band saw over his fingers, shortening them all by 1.5 inches. Upon doing so, he achieved enlightenment. When I asked him what that was like, my sensei simply raised the stub of his little finger and said "Hinky."
Ponder that koan for awhile. If you can find the answer, I'll give you the first 3 tapes of the course for free!
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