women

ok men...

time to start a thread to spill your guts about women....

first:
why is it that women always have to say something about a guy's appearance???

they want to decide on the clothes you wear, what kinda haircut you have etc. etc...

for 7 years I shaved my head every full moon....
and all I got was: "why don't you grow your hair..." " you would look so much better with hair"
blah, blah, blah...

3 or 4 years ago I decided to grow back my old heavy metal wild hair again
and as soon as it's acceptable IMO....

it's: "you should really get a nice haircut" "shall I cut off a little?"
blah, blah, blah...

seems like you can never win....

now my wife and mum are teaming up on this...
want to "give" me an haircut for x-mas...

how dumb is that????

Chief108

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“	Originally Posted By: chief108 first: why is it that women always have to say something about a guy's appearance??? they want to decide on the clothes you wear, what kinda haircut you have etc. etc...	”

...because men generally have no clue how to dress or groom themselves properly? <running and hiding>

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LOL.... I'm experiencing the same issue. Except for the mum part.

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“	Originally Posted By: KungFu Krissy ...because men generaly have no clue how to dress or groom themselves properly? <running and hiding>	”

Oh no you didn't!!!!

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It's all about the nitty gritty.......

Why is it everytime a woman does something wrong and I try to fix it they say they dont want to fix it, they just want someone to be able to talk to?

Why cant women ever give you a straight answer about what they want for Christmas or their birthday? Why must they always need other to decipher everything about them?

Why does the correct "cipher key" have to be overly complex and lack objectivity?

“	Originally Posted By: chief108 how dumb is that???? Chief108	”

Oh thats totally dumb!!

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Why do they tell us their problems and not let us fix? Why oh why?

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It's all about the nitty gritty.......

and have you ever noticed that the more the like you the more they start picking at stuff!!!

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"Just remember there's many kinds of toughness in this world and not all of them involve kicking in someone's teeth to prove a point." SammyGirl Fan Club

Here is one of my favorite set of rules. They have been sitting on the living room wall for the last two years. They don't get old, and they strike true, too.

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The Guys' Rules
At last, a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, it’s the guys' side of the story. (I must admit; it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

Please note... these are all numbered “1” ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up; you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
- Subtle hints do not work!
-Strong hints do not work!
-Obvious hints do not work!
-Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said could be interpreted two different ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

“	Originally Posted By: PlumDragon Why is it everytime a woman does something wrong and I try to fix it they say they dont want to fix it, they just want someone to be able to talk to? Why cant women ever give you a straight answer about what they want for Christmas or their birthday? Why must they always need other to decipher everything about them? Why does the correct "cipher key" have to be overly complex and lack objectivity? Oh thats totally dumb!!	”

Ok I (like all guys) are totally confused about this so I went and asked the only girl I knew would give me an up n up answer. This is what she said and I quote,"Girls make up problems or blow them out of proportion because they like when guys are concerned about them and pay attention to them. About the gift thing a girl feels that if a guy truely likes her then he should know what to get her for her birthday or Xmas or whatever. Oh and God made girls complicated just to confuse guys" If that helps you good for you but Im still confused and will probably stay that way for a long time.

Oh, In case you were wondering that quote came from my cousin Brooke.

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“	Originally Posted By: chief108 ok men... time to start a thread to spill your guts about women.... first: why is it that women always have to say something about a guy's appearance??? they want to decide on the clothes you wear, what kinda haircut you have etc. etc...	”

Ummm...because they are correct and we couldn't give less of a **** about such things?

Dont fight it, in the end you loose anyway.

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Don't give me all this macho nonsense. Women are dead simple and we all know it, we just choose to not do the things they like/ want us to do.

What was it Kahlil Ghilbran said in the prophet?

"Love one another but make not a bond of love:

Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls.

Fill each other's cup but drink not from one cup.

Give one another of your bread but eat not from the same loaf.

Sing and dance together and be joyous, but let each one of you be alone,

Even as the strings of a lute are alone though they quiver with the same music.

Give your hearts, but not into each other's keeping.

For only the hand of Life can contain your hearts.

And stand together, yet not too near together:

For the pillars of the temple stand apart,

And the oak tree and the cypress grow not in each other's shadow."

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“	Originally Posted By: PaiLumUmar Dont fight it, in the end you loose anyway.	”

yeah..

men ca't win...

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you are a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you are a pansy


If you work too hard, there is never any time for her..
If you don't work enough, you are a good for nothing bum.


If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your rear and find something better.


If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
If she gets job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.


If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.


If you cry, you are a wimp.
If you don't, you are an insensitive bastard.


If you make a decision without consulting her, you are a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's liberated woman.


If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.


If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you are a pervert.
If you don't, you are a fag.


If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you are a sexist.
If you don't, you are unromantic.


If you try to keep yourself in shape, you are vain.
If you don't, you are a slob.


If you buy her flowers, you are after something.
If you don't, you are not thoughtful.


If you are proud of your achievements, you are up yourself.
If you don't, you are not ambitious.


If she has a headache, she is tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.


If you want it too often, you are oversexed.
If you don't, there must be someone else.


see????


Chief108

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“	Question Authority. Question Society. Question Reality. Question Yourself. Question your conclusions, your judgments, your answers. Question this. If you question everything thoroughly enough, the truth will eventually hit you upside the head and you will know. But here’s a warning: It won’t be what you imagined. It won’t be even close.	”

all hail Martyr Fakka

Nice one FF, I read that in my wedding speech - great stuff.

I heard this aphorism once:

"A Woman always want to change their man,
A Man doesn't want his woman to change"

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“	Originally Posted By: SunWuKung "A Woman always want to change their man, A Man doesn't want his woman to change"	”

so true...
you marry a real nice one and a year later you get 50 pounds extra woman...

before/ after example:



Chief108

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“	Question Authority. Question Society. Question Reality. Question Yourself. Question your conclusions, your judgments, your answers. Question this. If you question everything thoroughly enough, the truth will eventually hit you upside the head and you will know. But here’s a warning: It won’t be what you imagined. It won’t be even close.	”

all hail Martyr Fakka