In the Red Corner . . . .
We have San Soo Kung Fu, a.k.a. Choy Li Ho Fut Hung Ga, a.k.a. Choy Li Ho Fut Hung Ga San Soo Wu Shu Kung Fuu, a.k.a. San Soo Kung Fu, which also apparently means San Shou (free fighting/Chinese kickboxing) as well. San Soo (which we will call for ease's sake) has many profound elements in it, including being founded by Master Jimmy Woo, a.k.a. Chan Siu Dek, who according to my information, is a member of the Chan Family Choy Lee Fut branch, and a living descendant of Chan Heung, founder of the Choy Lee Fut style.
San Soo is also apparently extremely deadly, and as such, San Soo fighters do not train to fight in tournaments whatsoever. However, because the founder, Jimmy Woo lived in China, the fights there are obviously rule-free and a fighter can you whatever deadly techniques he wishes to employ. As a result, Jimmy Woo resulted in the death of many of his opponents to his deadly skills, and is considered
one of the five deadliest martial artists of all time. Furthermore, according to all data observed, he won his first Kumite death-duel at the age of 6, and won his second master-tournament to the death at the mere age of 14, possibly making him
the most lethal human being ever. However, to contain the deadliness of the martial art and to not kill anyone and lead his students to possible legal ramifications, San Soo is not used in any modern tournaments. However, its deadliness cannot be denied whatsoever.
In the Blue Corner . . . .
We have Shou Shu Kung Fu, a style that supposed originated out of Ancient Egypt and contains moves so deadly that a skilled practitioner can defeat something along the lines of 20 skilled opponents at once. Due to the deadliness of Shou Shu, its practitioners never go to tournaments, competitions, or seek to fight other people, because they would simply just kill them outright.
Shou Shu basically means "Beast Art" (according to information received), and was brought to the United States by Grand Master of the style, Al Moore Sr. Now nobody knows why Shou Shu was never heard of prior to Mr. Moore Sr. bringing it over to the United States, but we can assume that it was a secret system passed on to secret followers for thousands of years. Mr. Moore was obviously given permission to teach this system to the good citizens of this country by the higher beings in his system, who probably will never show their faces. Shou Shu is also sometimes referred to as "Moore's Karate" although I believe this to be a terrible misrepresentation of the style, as calling at with the name of a style as simple and ineffective as "Karate" is nothing short of heresy.
So ladies and gentleman . . . . today we have used the secret Ninjer powers of the Bujinkan ninjas to purposely kidnap the best and most deadly fighter from each of these respective styles. There will be no rules in this match, so that they can each use their deadliest techniques without holding back.
This is truly the fight of the century.
Before the fight commences, I would like to receive all of your thoughts regarding this fight, and who you think would walk out the victor.
Regards,
Miluo
