| Anyone remember that old Microsoft joke? Bill Gates dies and goes to the pearly gates. When he gets there, St. Peter says, "You have a choice. You can spend an eternity in heaven, or in hell. To help you make your decision, you can visit both places."
Bill visits heaven and sees people floating around on clouds, playing harps. "OK, that's ... nice," he says to himself. Then he visits hell -- and it's awesome. The weather is perfect, people are playing golf, swimming, relaxing, and the demons are all really cool. So Bill goes back up to St. Peter. "OK, I've made my decision. I wanna go to hell." "You got it, buddy" -- a hole opens up under Bill's feet and he falls down into a flaming pit filled with the screaming souls of the damned. "Hey!" he yells. "What the hell is this? When I visited here it was really nice!"
The demon in charge of the pit looks down at him. "Oh, that? That was just a demo."
So ... yeah. Virtual Army Experience is kind of like that.
__________________ "Pain can be a great teacher of compassion and humility."~ Unkotare-san "Whatever the case, it proves that countless disasters can be prevented by simply assuming everyone you're working with is a moron." ~ Adam Brown, 5 Tiny Mistakes... |