Sensu...er "Sport" Beans

I found the strangest thing while I was working today. They're called "sport beans": Jelly Beans that are designed (according to the infomation packet included with the beans) to "clinically proven to maximize sorts perfomance"...

Yah, I'll believe that when my mother starts to suck eggs competitively. I actually tried a few and (big suprise) they tasted just like jelly beans. Seriously, this just sounds like an excuse to eat candy while you're working out.

Shop Category

__________________

Beans, Beans, the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you excel at sports....

Doesn't quite have that unique ring to it, but who knows?

Mwhahahahahha!!!!!

__________________

thats priceless, can you take a pic for us? and show us the nutrition sheet on the back of the pack? I wanna see this, its sounds funny

Throw some encyms or steroids into the mix and those beans work WONDERS.

__________________
"Fawning, but proud!" - (at least sometimes, in rare cases)
"Killing them all didn't make it any better..." - "Are you a freak or something ???" - Max Payne
"Theft is a crime, even in Iraq." - Me.