| bored, thought Id make a funny story. This story was inspired by meatal slug 3's bosses, who have huge belly buttons.
Nararator:Aliens appeared. Because aliens do that.
some guy: You really should add more detai...
Narrarator: *Hear gunshot* Ok as I was saying. Aliens appeared! In the face of a poy named rick! And... He had hair!red...hair...
Alien 1: Im am Zackdore
Alien 2: I am lukedaiye
Alien 3 : Dude, luikdaiye isn't even an alien name.
Alien four: I am yeekdon
Alien 5: And I am Bob
*Aliens look at Alien 5*
Alien 5 : I mean Geeglor.
Alien 1 : Yes well, who exactley are we talking to?
Alien 5: To that Ri...
Alien 1: I knew that!
Rick: Ok, who the hell are you? And why the hell are your belly buttons so big? I mean, Ive seen smaller grapefruits!
Aliens:.....
Alien 2 : Shutup! We supply the Questions...Around...Here....Were is your bread?
Alien 5 pulls out dictionary: Sir I think you mean leader.
Alien 1 : I knew that! Just... Take me too your frickin leader... Please...
Now! Its time for the thrizzle from minizzle!
Rick: Ok... Turn left from these woods avoid the flesh eating monkeys and turn right on I 49.
Alien 4 : We are eternally greatful for your support. We must be going.
Alien 1 as they walk away: WTF? ETERNALLY GREATFUL MY @SS! I WAS PLANNING ON SPACE ZAPPING HIM!
Alien 3: There totally up da hizzle. And he was like " look man hurrt the girl but leave me alone!" And I was all shizz this fizz homie! And he was like Word.
Alien 1: What on god's green earth are you talking abou..
* As they cross the intersection* Red truck: Beep Beep!!!!!!!!
*smacks alien 2 and rips his leg off*
Alien 2 : Ahh d@mn, Ahhh.... Guys I need a little help... Ohhh that hurts.. Ouch.. I think my leg got ripped off. Lemme check.. Ooooh yeah... Ouch...Guys....Guys...Guys! My legs ripped off here!
*Aliens continue to act like retards*
Alien 3: *strikes rapper pose* WORD. |