kung fu kung fu
kung fu
kung fu

Go Back   The Dragon's List Kung Fu Community » Miscellaneous » The Lounge

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Rate Thread
  #1 (permalink)  
Old June 15th, 2005, 03:02 PM
Cole_Fu's Avatar
Cole_Fu Cole_Fu is offline
Venerable Student
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Style(s): Sspm, ChangChuan, WahLum
Year(s): 3
Posts: 168
Rep Power: 6
Cole_Fu will become famous soon enoughCole_Fu will become famous soon enough
bored, thought Id make a funny story.

This story was inspired by meatal slug 3's bosses, who have huge belly buttons.



Nararator:Aliens appeared. Because aliens do that.

some guy: You really should add more detai...

Narrarator: *Hear gunshot* Ok as I was saying. Aliens appeared! In the face of a poy named rick! And... He had hair!red...hair...

Alien 1: Im am Zackdore

Alien 2: I am lukedaiye

Alien 3 : Dude, luikdaiye isn't even an alien name.

Alien four: I am yeekdon

Alien 5: And I am Bob

*Aliens look at Alien 5*

Alien 5 : I mean Geeglor.

Alien 1 : Yes well, who exactley are we talking to?

Alien 5: To that Ri...

Alien 1: I knew that!

Rick: Ok, who the hell are you? And why the hell are your belly buttons so big? I mean, Ive seen smaller grapefruits!

Aliens:.....

Alien 2 : Shutup! We supply the Questions...Around...Here....Were is your bread?

Alien 5 pulls out dictionary: Sir I think you mean leader.

Alien 1 : I knew that! Just... Take me too your frickin leader... Please...

Now! Its time for the thrizzle from minizzle!

Rick: Ok... Turn left from these woods avoid the flesh eating monkeys and turn right on I 49.

Alien 4 : We are eternally greatful for your support. We must be going.

Alien 1 as they walk away: WTF? ETERNALLY GREATFUL MY @SS! I WAS PLANNING ON SPACE ZAPPING HIM!


Alien 3: There totally up da hizzle. And he was like " look man hurrt the girl but leave me alone!" And I was all shizz this fizz homie! And he was like Word.

Alien 1: What on god's green earth are you talking abou..



* As they cross the intersection* Red truck: Beep Beep!!!!!!!!

*smacks alien 2 and rips his leg off*

Alien 2 : Ahh d@mn, Ahhh.... Guys I need a little help... Ohhh that hurts.. Ouch.. I think my leg got ripped off. Lemme check.. Ooooh yeah... Ouch...Guys....Guys...Guys! My legs ripped off here!

*Aliens continue to act like retards*

Alien 3: *strikes rapper pose* WORD.
Reply With Quote
  #2 (permalink)  
Old June 15th, 2005, 04:05 PM
Fu Jow Chris's Avatar
Fu Jow Chris Fu Jow Chris is offline
I am THE Auntie Chris
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Ventura, CA
Style(s): 5 Animals, Hung Gar
Year(s): 9+
Posts: 532
Rep Power: 14
Fu Jow Chris is just really niceFu Jow Chris is just really niceFu Jow Chris is just really niceFu Jow Chris is just really niceFu Jow Chris is just really nice
Damn, you ARE bored. Not bad storytelling, though.

Chris
__________________
Then we can laugh together until I crack a bottle over their head for being stupid enough to pick a fight with somebody they knew nothing about. - CLFSean
Reply With Quote
Reply



Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Funny Fight Story (KF related) DragonballZ The Lounge 17 September 2nd, 2004 07:04 PM


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 12:14 AM.

LinkBacks Enabled by vBSEO 3.0.0

Mortgage Calculator | Mortgages | Mortgages | Books | Best Credit Cards