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January 16th, 2006, 12:20 PM
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This made me laugh!! http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty
There's stuff like-
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths. |
January 16th, 2006, 12:30 PM
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But check out this thread
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January 16th, 2006, 02:29 PM
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January 16th, 2006, 04:39 PM
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Rep Power: 13 | | This is my favorite one... | “ | Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. | ” | |
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January 16th, 2006, 06:02 PM
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Rep Power: 0 | | | Heh, Chuck has a response to these facts on his official web page. He took it all pretty good. |
January 16th, 2006, 06:50 PM
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LOL !
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January 17th, 2006, 12:29 AM
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Rep Power: 5 | | | They forgot one: "Chuck Norris is the only person alive who can stop Shaq. Everytime Shaq goes to shoot he gets blocked with a roundhouse kick to the face."
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January 17th, 2006, 09:43 PM
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January 17th, 2006, 11:30 PM
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January 17th, 2006, 11:40 PM
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Rep Power: 220 | | | That's because he's secretly planning on roundhousing everyone back into the stone-age!
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January 18th, 2006, 11:21 AM
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January 18th, 2006, 03:23 PM
| | ClandestinoBulmerino | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Northeastern Oklahoma Style(s): freestyle Year(s): Since 89'
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Rep Power: 13 | | | Yea! I have read that book actually, "Against All Odds"
It is good. My Dad is a Chuck fan.....
In that book he said that Bruce Lee used steroids.
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January 19th, 2006, 07:55 AM
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Heh last night a friend of mine who is in college hung a sign in the bathroom stall that said "the eyes of the lord are upon you.". In the middle of the night a girl in the dorm banged on her door to tell her she was agnostic and that the sign offended her. Ok it was a joke just like the jeff goldbloom is watching you poop posters we use to hang. Anyways I made this for her last night. I liked it so much I printed one up and put in the stall at work today. What do you guys think?  |
January 19th, 2006, 11:15 AM
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January 19th, 2006, 12:47 PM
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This stuff is great. I haven't laughed this much in a while. 
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