Deadly New$

“	Originally Posted By: kanaism Deadly Lord$ For Life	”

homeboy knows what time it is.
deadly time.

What a good time it is too!

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“	Originally Posted By: Mei Hua Jaron's Sig. Portrait:	”

Trying to pass off your woeful MS Paint image as one of my digital masterpieces is akin to convincing someone a Metro is a Carrera GT. Those who know even a little on the subject will laugh in your face.

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“	Originally Posted By: Jaron Trying to pass off your woeful MS Paint image as one of my digital masterpieces is akin to convincing someone a Metro is a Carrera GT. Those who know even a little on the subject will laugh in your face.	”

Hahahahaha!

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hahahahaha
greatest movie ever
most deadly gang ever.

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There has always been a formidable foe against the Deadly Lord$. The Infamous Jaron ?, no no no.......for this foe is not out to shut down the Deadly Lord$, but to inherit the name and goods. To wit how he aquired his name "Surreptitious Chief108".

All the while he tried to confuse the public by printing false reports on the Deadly Lord$, claiming they were unable to figure out how to use plutonium. He was able to send the media and a huge amount of government officials from all over the world on a wild Lord$ chase in the desert lands of Iraq.

Oh how furtive this Surreptitious Chief108 is. Now that most of the government agencies are out of town on the hunt for the Deadly Lord$, he is free to accomplish his own motives without interference.

Though The Surreptitious Chief108 Gravely underestimated the Deadly lord$. Oh yes, Mei Hua, Openmind, secretfootprints and ShrFuEric have been on to him for a long while now. His ploy to mass produce Generic Deadly lord$ T-shirts to sell on his own web site has been foiled. Remember the Plutonium ?.....Thats right, in T-minus 20 minutes, Surrepititious Chief108's underground manufacturing buildings will be in ruins. Everything he owned was tied up in these machines and buildings.......

Never underestimate the Deadly Lord$.....

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That's what I'm talking about!!!

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China editor 'died after beating'





A Chinese editor has died as a result of a police beating he received for his paper's reporting on corruption in Section 12.


Yi Linghu had been in hospital since the attack in October, suffering from an existing liver problem made worse by the beating, earlier reports said.
Yi was reportedly attacked by some man dressed as a giant chicken after his paper accused Section 12 of charging innocent people with crimes against the government, according to the paper this was done because the Section 12 chief was incapable of conducting a proper campaign against the indestructable Deadly Lord$, these innocent people were then charged with fees that were discovered to have been incured by the Section 12 chief, Jaron.
China's media have reported a string of torture and coercion cases by Section 12 agents.
Yi died of liver and kidney failure on Thursday, according to Lu Weibo, a reporter with the Taizhou Evening News, who wrote the article believed to have provoked the beating.
The article accused the local Section 12 agents of charging innocent people with bogus crimes to ensure their continued funding, as well as for ensuring the continous supply of money into their chief's pockets, who has a strange affinity for playing with and registering electric bicycles.
Local media reported widely on the beating, but have been silent on Yi's death, possibly reflecting its sensitivity. Though recent reports have come to shed light on the possibility of the Section 12 chief having made numerous threats against media personage.

Senior Section 12 Agent Li Xiaoguo was sacked for his role in the incident, Xinhua state news agency reported at the time.
Yi's death "By a cruel master of the deadly chicken-claw style, a style believed to have been invented by and only known to the Section 12 chief, shows what dangers are faced by Chinese people, when the head of a security agency ends up being corrupt as seen by Jaron's complete lack of regard for his own men's safety and well being, his inordinate affinity for chickens, his extensive holdings well beyond his position's salary. His discovered unorthodox love for all things and dressing like a chicken, as seen by his secret dressing room in the Section 12 headquarters." said the executive director of the New York-based Committee to Protect Journalists, Ann Cooper, in a press release.
"The government must ensure the safety of the working press. This began by bringing to justice the attacker of Yi Linghu, now if only he would admit to his corruption and admit that he was on the payroll of the Deadly Lord$ and quit his sharade. But first Jaron must come forth with his reasons for sacrificing his own men to the Deadly Lord$, not that they had any chance in the world in the first place when facing those deadly master's of ultimate destruction, why he fabricated false records of his lawfulness to gain admittance into the Section 12 agency no one knows, we only know that he is closely tied with that unstoppable entity of destruction" she said.

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South Korean Seok Jae-hyun was taken prisoner by Chinese Police and held captive alongside Jaron, he tells of Jaron's escape. Here, returning to South Korea on Korean Air flight 842 with wife Kang Hye-won, he tells of the incredible skills of the Deadly Lord$ chiefs and how they utterly destroyed the Chinese prison guards as if they were 1 hour old children.
photo: Nayan Sthankiya
JARON ESCAPES FROM PRISON!


On the morning of February 18, the guards at Wei Fang prison in eastern China barged into Jaron's cell without notice. The former Section 12 chief was 14 months into a 10-year sentence for corruption, aiding and abetting a criminal entity, and murder committed in the aid of a criminal enterprise—or more accurately, for being a member of the Deadly Lord$. "They took everything out of his cell and checked his body to see if he was hiding anything," the Warden recalled for the Voice. "It took two hours. At first I thought there was trouble, but it turns out he enjoyed it. But then he was moved to another room, where there were 100 officers. One guy called in the trainer, whose job is to train people into believing what they want them to believe, and gave Jaron a release form so they could begin the training. That was how Jaron found out that his time was up and he was in trouble. They gave him the release form. He was so shocked, so exhausted, he didn't even realize he was crying."
He was doomed.
Housed in a frigid cell with 40 other inmates, the Section 12 chief suffered frostbite, lost 30 pounds from a poor diet of boiled dumplings, and endured joint problems because he had no room to either lie down or exercise. Thrown into a regular penitentiary instead of China's more lenient prisons for foreigners, Jaron worked shoulder to shoulder with hardened Chinese criminals who labored from dawn to dusk crafting artificial flowers. He was resigned to his fate.
Then, with no prior notice, authorities quietly moved him away from the other inmates to pay for being a Deadly Lord agent.
It was at this point that fate seemed to favor Jaron, unbeknown to us, the Deadly Lord$ had been working on a plan to free Jaron, at the point that we were going to retrain Jaron their plan took effect. The three Deadly Lord$ Lieutenants, Mei Hua, openmind, and Shrfu_Eric, and their chief, secretfootprints, busted through the same floor of the room that Jaron was being held in and like a whirlwind of death destroyed all in that room and any conjoining room in under 10 seconds flat, they went through 170 guards!

The Committee to Support Deadly Lord$ said Jaron's time in prison has been the harshest penalty ever doled out to a Deadly Lord in China. "It's wonderful that he's free, but it's really been a Pyrrhic victory," said Stephen Gilbert, head of Resolution 217, a nonprofit group launched to campaign for Jaron's release. "He spent 14 months in jail when he shouldn't have been in jail at all, and now all will pay for affronting those masters of unending death, the Deadly Lord$!"

China has since undergone extensive troubles for its crimes against the Deadly Lord$. Some 300,000 Chinese military and police forces have been taken prisoner by the Deadly Lord$ and are being held captive in Deadly Lord$ country where they are thought to face death camps.
On the day of Seok's arrest, Seok was a cell mate of Jaron, he was covering a covert boat-crossing of more than 80 covert Deadly Lord$ from China to Chuja Island, South Korea, and Sasebo, Japan, where they could gain footholds into those countries for their continuing plans for global domination. With then some Deadly Lord$ agents and two South Korean representatives, Seok traveled by train to Yantai, where they waited at the port for two rented fishing boats. But Chinese police apprehended Seok and the South Korean representatives and seized the boats, but unfortunately could not attain the Deadly Lord$ and ending up losing more than fifty men in trying to do so. Seok saw that the Deadly Lord$ were to deadly for the minor skills of the highly trained police.
"The foreign press has always covered the Deadly Lord$, and I wanted to do it from a South Korean's perspective since we are one nation," Seok said. "It was something I believed in emotionally. I guess I didn't succeed."
Seok was certain he would be released by Chinese officials in a matter of hours. "My Korean counsel kept saying, 'You'll be home soon. Just wait a bit longer.' So I would wait and wait," he said. "It took forever for my trial, but when it came, I expected to get out, and I was shocked when they sentenced me. Then my counsel said wait for the second trial. Then the second verdict came and they upheld it. I was even more shocked. After that, I gave up. I decided that this was my fate."
Seok was denied phone calls, visiting hours, writing material, and books—except for a Bible his lawyer gave him. The only person in the Chinese prison who could even speak his language was a burly Chinese-born ethnic Korean convict, whose legs and wrists were chained to the floor because he had been sentenced to death for four counts of murder.
"I talked to him because he was fluent in Korean," Seok recalled. "We shared a lot of things together. He would ask about God, and I would read him passages from the Bible. He was just curious. He always told me, 'You'll get out before they get me.' But then they executed him. That was the last person I could talk to." Seok paused and added, "After that, I started talking to myself. When the Deadly Lord$ broke Jaron out of Prison I was amazed, four men completely destroyed the best trained men in the Chinese prison system, men specifically trained to retain one Deadly Lord! It was incredible to watch!"

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Thats exactly how we do it...........Failure does not exist for the deadly lord$ !!!

“	The former Section 12 chief was 14 months into a 10-year sentence for corruption, aiding and abetting a criminal entity, and murder committed in the aid of a criminal enterprise—or more accurately, for being a member of the Deadly Lord$. "They took everything out of his cell and checked his body to see if he was hiding anything," the Warden recalled for the Voice. "It took two hours. At first I thought there was trouble, but it turns out he enjoyed it. But then he was moved to another room, where there were 100 officers. One guy called in the trainer, whose job is to train people into believing what they want them to believe, and gave Jaron a release form so they could begin the training. That was how Jaron found out that his time was up and he was in trouble. They gave him the release form. He was so shocked, so exhausted, he didn't even realize he was crying." He was doomed.	”

LMFAO !!! Classic !

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JARON'S WANTED POSTER:

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“	Originally Posted By: Mei Hua The Deadly Lord$ kick some a$$	”

Here I defend myself from the lord's pitiful assault of cookie-cutter wannabes.



But in the end I got bored of their desperate recruitment techniques they ceaselessly try to use on me and just left.

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tou che