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July 6th, 2007, 02:11 AM
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July 6th, 2007, 02:11 AM
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Rep Power: 100 | | A few minutes later they had calmed down. We were guessing they were disturbed from their hive and decided to come here, or something. 
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July 6th, 2007, 02:12 AM
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Rep Power: 100 | | This is where the bees were coming from. A hole in the house behind my sister's place. We told the landlady about it and she didn't seem to care or want to be bothered that she was renting a house to people that had ****ing BEEES living inside it.
The neighbor called a bee removal company and they said they wouldn't come out unless we paid a hefty fee, but he did recommend waiting until dark and go buy some stuff from Home Depot and squirt them with it and that should kill them off.
Well that plan was OK except for 2 things. 1 was that my sister's husband is crazy. The 2nd thing is we didn't want to wait that long nor spend any money.
So we did the next best thing. Started ****ing with the bees. 
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July 6th, 2007, 02:12 AM
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Rep Power: 100 | | My bro in law chucks a tennis ball at the clump of bees, that was the size of a basketball. He knocked off a fist sized clump of bees, which eventually just flew back up into the main clump.
That was pretty boring, so we decide to try something a little bigger.... 
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July 6th, 2007, 02:13 AM
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Rep Power: 100 | | Yeah, a 40lb trailer hitch for a Dodge Caravan. 
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July 6th, 2007, 02:13 AM
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July 6th, 2007, 02:14 AM
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Rep Power: 100 | | CLANG! We have bees in freefall! Did I mention he is severely allergic to bees? 
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July 6th, 2007, 02:15 AM
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July 6th, 2007, 02:15 AM
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July 6th, 2007, 02:16 AM
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The bees dust themselves off, and resume taking over the swingset. Every single one pretty much flew back up into a ball of bee death.
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July 6th, 2007, 02:16 AM
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Rep Power: 100 | | At this point it was clear these little assholes weren't getting the message. Their arrival in my sister's property was an act of agression, and we weren't going to stand for it. So it was time for some redneck engineering: 
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July 6th, 2007, 02:17 AM
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Rep Power: 100 | | Bee incinerator contraption:
- 30 feet of rope
- 1 large fire pit
- 1 science project board
- miscellaneous rags and a bedsheet
- gas 
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July 6th, 2007, 02:17 AM
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Rep Power: 100 | | Fill 'er up! Slide the incinerator under the bees and.... 
IGNITION!
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July 6th, 2007, 02:18 AM
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OH THE BEEMANITY
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July 6th, 2007, 02:18 AM
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CARNAGE!
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