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June 19th, 2007, 03:28 AM
| | Beginner | | Join Date: Apr 2004
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Rep Power: 0 | | | What do you consider are the 3 undeniable truths to being a Ninja?
What do you consider are the 3 undeniable (serious or humorous) truths to being a Ninja ?
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June 19th, 2007, 04:03 AM
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1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.  |
June 19th, 2007, 05:36 AM
|  | moogate victim  | | Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Leeds Style(s): wc/arnis/(b)jj Year(s): since 2002
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i could tell you
but then i would have to kill you
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June 19th, 2007, 05:49 AM
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As I keep telling my wife I don't look or act or fight like a deadly ninja assassin because as a deadly ninja assassin I must hide my skill.
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High mountains are a feeling
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June 19th, 2007, 07:59 AM
|  | Moderator | | Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Boston Style(s): Wah Lum/Yang Tai Chi Year(s): passing by
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2. To hear the lamentations of their women.
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June 19th, 2007, 09:17 AM
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Up and down, forward and backward, left and right, its all the same. All of this is done with the mind, not externaly.
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Shen, Yi, Qi
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One race - Human!
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June 19th, 2007, 10:48 AM
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It's all about the nitty gritty.......
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June 19th, 2007, 12:16 PM
|  | when TKD strikes | | Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: New Delhi, India Year(s): 8
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June 19th, 2007, 01:23 PM
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June 19th, 2007, 01:35 PM
| | Venerable Student | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Muncie, IN Style(s): Ng Family Kung Fu
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Ninjas apparently are all caucasian Americans now. A local college campus to me is swarming with them, they wear polo's and khakis and have walkie talkie radios. |
June 22nd, 2007, 10:28 AM
|  | Professional Lurker | | Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: BC Canada Year(s): since '86
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It does seem that all ninjas are gajin now.. or perhaps they are all in disguise???
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March 10th, 2008, 11:24 PM
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