OUCH!!! Monkey steals the peach...

By Jay F. Marks
Staff Writer
The rancor in the Red River Rivalry apparently doesn't die between football or basketball seasons. An Oklahoma City man has been charged with aggravated assault and battery, accused of causing extensive damage to another man's scrotum just because he wore a University of Texas shirt into a local bar.
Allen Michael Beckett, 53, has not been arrested on the felony charge, which was filed Monday in Oklahoma County District Court. It carries up to five years in prison if he is convicted.
Beckett is accused of having launched a verbal attack on Brian Thomas when the other man walked into Henry Hudson's Pub at 3509 NW 58 on June 17, according to court documents.

What happened
Thomas said Beckett, whom he had never met, called him "everything under the sun� for wearing a Longhorns T-shirt into the bar. He said he and his friend sat at a table in the corner and tried to ignore the other man, but other man — who apparently is a University of Oklahoma fan — kept screaming at him.
Thomas said he decided he'd had enough after about 20 minutes of Beckett's abuse so he went to the bar to pay his tab. When he turned around, he said Beckett grabbed his crotch and refused to let go.
Thomas hit the other man several times before several bar patrons intervened, but Thomas said Beckett didn't let go until Thomas heard his scrotum tear and blood ran down his leg.
Thomas, who grew up a Texas fan, said it took more than 60 stitches to close his wound.
Two months later, he said he still is a lot of pain.The injury also caused Thomas to fall behind on his child support payments because he couldn't work.
Beckett could not be reached for comment Wednesday by The Oklahoman.

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Dude... What the crap.

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ouch....

hate it when that happens

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“	Originally Posted By: chief108 ouch.... hate it when that happens	”

That's happened to you before?

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Oh THAT'S how that works!

yeah...

you grap someone and he starts bleeding all over your hand...

that really p*sses me off

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Chief, why you grabbing a man in the junk?!?!!?!?

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monkey steals the peach
is in a form I learned...
what use is a technique if you don't test it in real life???

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“	Originally Posted By: chief108 monkey steals the peach is in a form I learned... what use is a technique if you don't test it in real life???	”

So you train specifically to grab a dude's junk, boys, ding ding?

What MA are you practicing now?

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Oh THAT'S how that works!

you're in trouble as well Mei...
getting married to a ninja

it's also a secret and deadly ninja technique...

monkey steals the peach - Google Image Search

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it think I've seen it in a Bud Spencer movie as well sometime

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all hail Martyr Fakka

“	Originally Posted By: chief108 you're in trouble as well Mei... getting married to a ninja it's also a secret and deadly ninja technique... monkey steals the peach - Google Image Search	”

Indeed, but her technique usage is much different

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Oh THAT'S how that works!

What's scary (aside from the fact that this is over a T-shirt,) is that this was the guy's go-to move. No punching, no kicking, no grappling...just grabbing.

This makes me feel just a little less safe in the world...

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"You just sit right there and Doc will pour you a nice hot cup of suck it up!"

What's the monkey do with the peach after he steels it?

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Cam
"Raise up your mind....."

You don't wanna know

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Oh THAT'S how that works!

He throws it to the wolves... if you're lucky.

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