New Self Defense Scenario...

OK...

Following the new trend on this board, here's my self defense scanario...

You are in Hawaii at a night club. It is completely dark and the club is full of loud noise. A gang of street thugs has come in, all armed with automatic weapons. The floor is completely littered with broken glass and nails because the bar is too cheap to hire someone to sweep the floor or clean the place up. Outside a volcano has just erupted setting the building on fire and forming dreaded lava pits all around you.

What would you do!!!

Peace-
Cam

I´d call the travel agency and demand my money back!

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Erschrickstu gern /
Keyn Fechten lern.

Hang on.... let's make things a little worse....

The gang has attacked you and is out to kill you.
You have one arm and one leg each in a cast because you broke them when you fell off your roof trying to fix a leak last week. Behind you the wall is on fire... to your left is a razor wire fence and to the right is a wall of iron bars. The gang is between you and the door (and even that path is littered with broken glass and lava pits). You only have 8 seconds to deliver one kick and 2 punches. What do you do

Peace-
Cam

I'd whip out my smoke bombs and blinding powders... then, when the thugs are busy I'd kick their butts and then quickly rappel up the S&R copter I'd called in while kicking their butts.

And oh yes, all in 3 seconds. Another 5 seconds and the place goes up courtesy the C4 I left behind.

nevilleb

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Each man, one way;
Each horse, one stance;
Each church, one buddha;
Each master to his own technique.

I've said it once, I'll say it again.... ninja rolling... The only and bestest way to survive any dangerous situation!!

Wow, you found an excuse for lava pits. Which Hawaii night club is right on the mountain

“	You only have 8 seconds to deliver one kick and 2 punches. What do you do	”

Your satire was good up until that. Try better next time.

Give up and die gracefully. With luck that bad I wouldn't want to keep on living.

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Consider Phlebas, who was once handsome and tall as you
High mountains are a feeling
I don't need to sell my soul, he's already in me

I'd pull out the annihilator 50000 death ray I carry on me at ALL times.

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"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Cam McHargue"

that does it,
i'm freaking ooooooouuuuuuuut!

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Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not "Every man for himself." And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up.

Beam back up to the Enterprise- otherwise I would have to contravine the prime-directive!

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Faith itself, compelled by the Holy Spirit, possesses an inner dynamism that necessitates deeper understanding. ~Thomas Weinandy O.F.M.

“	Originally Posted By: FightingFat Beam back up to the Enterprise- otherwise I would have to contravine the prime-directive!	”

SCOT me up, BEAMIE!

nevilleb

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Each man, one way;
Each horse, one stance;
Each church, one buddha;
Each master to his own technique.

'hands up mutha sticka, this is a f*** up!'

I would use the ancient ninja invisibility technique and then if they spray the place with bullets i would knock them all out of the air with a limitless supply of shuriken.

i would then teleport behind them, kill them all with shuriken and go to the nearest beach for a ****tail n some ladeeez.

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When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.

- Led Zeppelin

HA - the name of a drink was edited!

sure you all know what i ment!

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When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.

- Led Zeppelin

Cam,

Was that a slap in the face everyone is laughing at

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One hit, see blood.

It's not enough to just not get hit

I'd surf the lava in a ninja mask while the thugs are chasing me, I would use my nifty ninja stars to attack them since the thugs can dodge bullets.

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"You're lucky buddhism teaches freedom from desire, because I have the desire to kick your ass!" -Richard Gere- from the Simpsons