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Yes!, the chi, is a universal life energy?
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No!, the chi is not a universal life energy?
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March 14th, 2007, 10:50 PM
|  | <--theguychangingmyavatar   | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Land of Whales Style(s): Mei Hua Chuan/MMA Year(s): 21
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Posted By: openmind 
Woah my friend !!! (I knew I should'nt have stayed away so long...) you're forgetting some of the most fundemental facts about chi that hung gar kid (I'll refer to as "Danielson") needs to be informed of.
First danielson, Forget the wax on wax off stuff. Were talking Pointy feet, Super human powers, flying, and most important of all danielson (Next to pointy feet of course) ............THE ABILITY TO SHOOT FLAMING CHI BALLS FROM YOUR HANDS!!!.
THATS RIGHT !!! If you are focused and dedicated enough, you too can shoot these chi balls from the palm of your hands. My friend mei hua , or you may refer to him as master, will teach you these, As well as other, cool techniques. Only if he deems you worthy.
Now, I'm sure if you asked mei hua, (Refer to him as master) if he would train you in this art, he might just accept you as his student...........For a reasonable price of course  .
Good luck in your quest danielson  | ” | |
Master, you have been away toooooooo long, these people need your guidance in the ways of chi 
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March 15th, 2007, 01:23 PM
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Posted By: openmind
hung gar kid (I'll refer to as "Danielson") needs to be informed of. | ” | |
First of all why do i have to be Danielson????
Second, i was assaulted today 0915 (yeah! i know 0915 in THE MORNING! in the middle of the busiest street in liverpool!) in a morning fo no damn reason and those fireballs you've been talking about didnt help me to stop him bouncing my head into stone wall... maybe because my kick into his groin didnt help... i swear i've never ever seen anything like that! ive kicked dude's balls twice and he didnt make a sound... maybe he was some shaolin monk or whatever but i doubt coz he did stink very bad... even kick into the ribs didnt help, anyway i think i lost that fight because i went dead mad and that just wiped my head from all kung fu skills (even if i dont have a lot of those...)  |
March 16th, 2007, 02:23 PM
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Rep Power: 46 | | | *SIGH*, you have much to learn Danielson..... You have not even begun your training in the art of Chitokokon with the high master Mei huason. Already you have fallen to the ways of Happehsama.
Clear your mind danielson (and your pocketbook, hehehe) and you will find, once you begin your training, your head will no longer be bounced off of a brick wall again. Instead it will be like a mighty wrecking ball, to tear down those brick walls of pain.
Time is limited, send all your money and as much as you are able to borrow from friends, family, strangers and banks immeadeatly via cash or money order only. Then your training you were destined for will begin !!!
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March 16th, 2007, 02:26 PM
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March 16th, 2007, 04:13 PM
|  | Mei Zhou Bao | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Douglasville,GA Style(s): Tang soo do,ShotoKan Year(s): 10
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Rep Power: 54 | | | Haha, you kicked him in the balls and it didn't hurt him?
Maybe, just maybe it was a girl in disguise?
Infact, maybe it was Mei Hua!
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March 16th, 2007, 04:15 PM
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March 16th, 2007, 04:22 PM
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Rep Power: 54 | | | Oh... so you're a higher race than human AND the greatest martial artist that ever lived?
Quite a reputation to live up to.
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March 16th, 2007, 04:53 PM
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March 20th, 2007, 04:59 PM
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March 20th, 2007, 05:01 PM
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March 22nd, 2007, 04:07 PM
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Can anyone tell me some good exercises to develop better chi flow. I've heard the names of all of these gigong exercises but no one that I've seen has gone into detail on how to do these exercises. I've heard of one called silk reeling but I don't know how it is done and I have heard of some other. Can anyone please help me with this? I would greatly appreciate it. |
March 22nd, 2007, 05:28 PM
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Ask your instructor about Ba Duan Jin, depending what you do you should have some variant of this.
Another one you can do is jumping jacks, keep your muscles as relaxed as you can breathe in when your hands are at the top and breathe out when they go down to your sides.
Keep your breathing relaxed but deep.
This will help get chi flowing, it's not as grand as some of the other exercises but in fact it does work, this is one we teach our beginning students.
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March 22nd, 2007, 07:03 PM
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Rep Power: 6 | | | Actually i,ve just purchased a book called 'How to develop chi power' by William Cheung. There are few good things especially about pressure points... but i dont think it would be usefull for advanced Wing Chun MA. |
March 22nd, 2007, 07:25 PM
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March 23rd, 2007, 05:38 AM
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